OK, so my last post was somewhat uncharacteristic and resulted in a flurry of behind-the-scenes inquiries from friends and family.
“Is Alan OK?”
“What happened?”
“Why is he so upset?”
And so on.
Allow me to clarify: I am OK. I wasn’t upset at my recent appointment because I got “bad” news. Rather, I was upset at the way the appointment went. I was hoping my drain would come out. It didn’t. I was hoping my surgeon would be a bit more helpful in terms of wound care. He wasn’t. That’s all. That’s the sum of it.
One of my friends, upon hearing that I was upset due to my surgeon’s approach to wound care, immediately offered his help and sent the following image to prove he was at the ready:
My friend wants to help!
The author. F---ing cancer since 2011.
It's all about the Parking 
Ha on the photo Xo
Sent from my iPhone
I’m not one to comment publicly to pretty much anything ever, however I must make an exception at this time.
Whoever your friend is who responded with that pic… is very funny.
A little sick…. but just really funny!
Thanks for the pre-YK laugh!
a little sick?
Your friend forgot to include duct tape in the picture. That pretty much fixes everything!
Hope your next appointment brings good results.
Much love to you and Tammy.